NOTE

[metamere]

Greetings! If you discover the note you're either one tenacious thief or I'm no longer in this story. I must confess I didn't intend to write this, but it really wouldn't do to bring myself down to the same level as Kaguya (of my world). I am a man who lies when I need to, but I'm also a man of my word.

So an explanation of sorts, about me. (I'm afraid I have no words of wisdom in regards to this story other than it deserves to be burned like a cornerstore tabloid). I told you I was a fairytale, but that wasn't the whole of it.

Based on your intellect and escapades, I imagine you've come across others who aren't right in the head. Multiple personality disorder, alter egos, or the clinically correct term: Disassociative Identity Disorder. The long and short of it, the teal dear if you will, is that it is me! No, no, no I don't have that disorder myself, but I am a personality of an idiot who does. The very epitome of fantasy subverts reality, and I am only one of seven. We're all modeled off of fairy tales, perhaps because creativity is overrated.

So there's your truth! Do whatever you wish with it, but my presence in this world is a joke itself. Even if I was to "return" home, existing in my own body is problematic for reasons pertaining entirely to my mission. And as I told you, I "live" to serve my Queen.